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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 527577" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8b4513">SIGNS</span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8b4513"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8b4513"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8b4513"></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Shore Repair Store: We will heel you. We will save your sole. [/FONT]</span></em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] We will dye for you.</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Gynecologist's Office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix.</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Podiatrist's office: Time wounds all heels.</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]At an Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, [/FONT]</span></em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]You've come to the right place.</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Plumber's truck : We repair what your husband fixed.</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Plumber's truck:"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]At a Tire Shop : Invite us to your next blowout.</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Non-smoking Area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and we will take appropriate action.</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Maternity Room door: Push. Push. Push.</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Outside a Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Electric Company: We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Front yard of a Funeral Home: Drive carefully. We'll wait.</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Propane Filling Station: Thank Heaven for little grills.</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Radiator Shop: Best place in town to take a leak.</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span></em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Septic Tank Truck: Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises[/FONT]</span></em></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 527577, member: 9922"] [COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=#8b4513]SIGNS [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [I][COLOR=black][FONT="]Shore Repair Store: We will heel you. We will save your sole. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [I][COLOR=black][FONT="] We will dye for you. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][I][COLOR=black][FONT="] Gynecologist's Office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][I][COLOR=black][FONT="] Podiatrist's office: Time wounds all heels. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][I][COLOR=black][FONT="] Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][I][COLOR=black][FONT="]At an Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][I][COLOR=black][FONT="]You've come to the right place. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][I][COLOR=black][FONT="] Plumber's truck : We repair what your husband fixed. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][I][COLOR=black][FONT="] Plumber's truck:"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][I][COLOR=black][FONT="]At a Tire Shop : Invite us to your next blowout. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][I][COLOR=black][FONT="] Electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][I][COLOR=black][FONT="] Non-smoking Area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and we will take appropriate action. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][I][COLOR=black][FONT="] Maternity Room door: Push. Push. Push. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][I][COLOR=black][FONT="] Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][I][COLOR=black][FONT="]Outside a Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][I][COLOR=black][FONT="] Veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][I][COLOR=black][FONT="] Electric Company: We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][I][COLOR=black][FONT="] Restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][I][COLOR=black][FONT="] Front yard of a Funeral Home: Drive carefully. We'll wait. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][I][COLOR=black][FONT="] Propane Filling Station: Thank Heaven for little grills. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][I][COLOR=black][FONT="] Radiator Shop: Best place in town to take a leak. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][I][COLOR=black][FONT="]Septic Tank Truck: Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises[/FONT][/COLOR][/I] [/INDENT][/INDENT] [/INDENT] [/INDENT] [/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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