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<blockquote data-quote="Michael J." data-source="post: 526783" data-attributes="member: 13861"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-size: 12px"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Wife texts her handy husband on a cold</span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-size: 12px"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-size: 12px"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">winter morning:</span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span><span style="font-family: inherit"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON'T OPEN"</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-size: 12px"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Husband texts back:</span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-size: 12px"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER THE EDGES</span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span><span style="font-family: inherit"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 12px">AND THEN TAP EDGES SHARPLY WITH HAMMER"</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-size: 12px"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Wife texts back 5 minutes later:</span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-size: 12px"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-size: 12px"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"LAPTOP REALLY BUGGERED NOW."</span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-size: 12px"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Michael J., post: 526783, member: 13861"] [CENTER][FONT='inherit'][SIZE=3][CENTER][FONT=Helvetica]Wife texts her handy husband on a cold[/FONT] [/CENTER] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT='inherit'][SIZE=3][CENTER][FONT=Helvetica]winter morning:[/FONT][/CENTER] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT='inherit'][CENTER][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3]"WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON'T OPEN"[/SIZE] [/FONT][/CENTER] [/FONT][FONT='inherit'][SIZE=3][CENTER][FONT=Helvetica]Husband texts back:[/FONT][/CENTER] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT='inherit'][SIZE=3][CENTER][FONT=Helvetica]"GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER THE EDGES[/FONT][/CENTER] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT='inherit'][CENTER][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3]AND THEN TAP EDGES SHARPLY WITH HAMMER"[/SIZE] [/FONT][/CENTER] [/FONT][FONT='inherit'][SIZE=3][CENTER][FONT=Helvetica]Wife texts back 5 minutes later:[/FONT] [/CENTER] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT='inherit'][SIZE=3][CENTER][FONT=Helvetica]"LAPTOP REALLY BUGGERED NOW."[/FONT] [/CENTER] [/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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