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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 526464" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>POLITICAL CORRECTNESS:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><strong><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]T </span></strong></strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><strong><span style="color: fuchsia">[FONT=&quot]WOMEN [/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></strong></span>[/FONT]<p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: darkslategray">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: #F71200">[FONT=&quot]BREASTED AMERICAN. '[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]2. She is not 'EASY' - She is[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: red">[FONT=&quot]'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: darkslategray">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: #F71200">[FONT=&quot]'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: darkslategray">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: #F71200">[FONT=&quot]'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: darkslategray">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: red">[FONT=&quot]'[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: #F71200">[FONT=&quot]VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: red">[FONT=&quot]'[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: #F71200">[FONT=&quot]LOW COST PROVIDER.'[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT [/FONT]</span></strong><strong><span style="color: blue">[FONT=&quot]MEN [/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: darkslategray">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: #F71200">[FONT=&quot]'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: darkslategray">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: red">[FONT=&quot]'[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: #F71200">[FONT=&quot]OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: darkslategray">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: red">[FONT=&quot]'[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: #F71200">[FONT=&quot]INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: darkslategray">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: #F71200">[FONT=&quot]'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: darkslategray">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]5. He does not act like a <em>'TOTAL ASS'</em> - He develops a case of[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: #F71200">[FONT=&quot]RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: darkslategray">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: darkslategray">[FONT=&quot]6. It's not his <em>'CRACK'</em> you see hanging out of his pants - It's[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: #F71200">[FONT=&quot]'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 526464, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][/FONT][/B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3][B]POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: [B][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="]T [/COLOR][/B][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][B][B][COLOR=darkslategray][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=fuchsia][FONT="]WOMEN [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="]AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="]1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#F71200][FONT="]BREASTED AMERICAN. '[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="]2. She is not 'EASY' - She is[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=red][FONT="]'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="]3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#F71200][FONT="]'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="]4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#F71200][FONT="]'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="]5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=red][FONT="]'[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#F71200][FONT="]VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="]6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=red][FONT="]'[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#F71200][FONT="]LOW COST PROVIDER.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="]HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT="]MEN [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="]AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="]1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#F71200][FONT="]'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="]2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=red][FONT="]'[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#F71200][FONT="]OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="]3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=red][FONT="]'[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#F71200][FONT="]INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="]4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#F71200][FONT="]'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="]5. He does not act like a [I]'TOTAL ASS'[/I] - He develops a case of[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#F71200][FONT="]RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=darkslategray][FONT="]6. It's not his [I]'CRACK'[/I] you see hanging out of his pants - It's[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#F71200][FONT="]'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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