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<blockquote data-quote="pk63015" data-source="post: 524555" data-attributes="member: 32274"><p>A woman wakes up one morning, turns on the lamp, puts on her nightgown, uncovers the parrot cage, and opens the drapes.</p><p></p><p>Just then the phone rings and on the other end is her Boyfriend who is in the Navy. He says " Honey I've been out to sea for 6 months, we just hit Port and I have 30 days Shore Leave, I will be at your place in 10 minutes be ready for me to rock your world ! "</p><p></p><p>So she closed the drapes, covered the Parrot cage, took off all of her clothes, climbed back into bed, and turned off the light.</p><p></p><p>Just then the Parrot squawked</p><p></p><p> " Christ What a Short Day that Was !! "</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pk63015, post: 524555, member: 32274"] A woman wakes up one morning, turns on the lamp, puts on her nightgown, uncovers the parrot cage, and opens the drapes. Just then the phone rings and on the other end is her Boyfriend who is in the Navy. He says " Honey I've been out to sea for 6 months, we just hit Port and I have 30 days Shore Leave, I will be at your place in 10 minutes be ready for me to rock your world ! " So she closed the drapes, covered the Parrot cage, took off all of her clothes, climbed back into bed, and turned off the light. Just then the Parrot squawked " Christ What a Short Day that Was !! " [/QUOTE]
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