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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 512525" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #b22222">IS SEX WORK??</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #b22222"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #b22222"></span></span></span></strong> </p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> <strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><strong>A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.</strong></span></span></span></strong> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> <strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong> While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the Colonel decided</strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong> to pose a question to all assembled.</strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> <strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong>He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he</strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong> failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep</strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong> He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work"</strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong> and how much of it was "pleasure?"</strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> <strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong>A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.</strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> <strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong>A Captain said it was 50%-50%.</strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> <strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong>A Lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his</strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong> state of inebriation at the time.</strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> <strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong>There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the Private First Class who</strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong> was in charge of making the coffee and asked for his opinion?</strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> <strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Without any hesitation, the young Private First Class responded, "Sir, it</strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong> has to be 100% pleasure.</strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> <strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong>The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?</strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> <strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong>"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing</strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong> it for them."</strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> <strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong>The room fell silent.</strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> <strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong>God Bless the enlisted man.</strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> <strong><u><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Super heroes don't wear capes, they wear Dog Tags.</strong></span></span></span></u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #b22222"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #b22222"></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 512525, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=#b22222]IS SEX WORK?? [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Helvetica][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Calibri][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Helvetica] [B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][B]A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][U][COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][B] While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the Colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. [/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][/B] [B][U][COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][B]He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?" [/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][/B] [B][U][COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][B]A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work. [/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][/B] [B][U][COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][B]A Captain said it was 50%-50%. [/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][/B] [B][U][COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][B]A Lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time. [/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][/B] [B][U][COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][B]There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the Private First Class who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for his opinion? [/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][/B] [B][U][COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][B]Without any hesitation, the young Private First Class responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure. [/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][/B] [B][U][COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][B]The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why? [/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][/B] [B][U][COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][B]"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them." [/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][/B] [B][U][COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][B]The room fell silent. [/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][/B] [B][U][COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][B]God Bless the enlisted man. [/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][/B] [B][U][COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][B]Super heroes don't wear capes, they wear Dog Tags.[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][/B] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=#b22222] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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