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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 509936" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">COLD WEATHER JOKE: </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:</span></strong></span></span>[/FONT]</strong><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]"Windows frozen, won't open."[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Husband texts back:[/FONT]</span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong>[FONT=&quot]"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it [/FONT]</strong>[/FONT]</span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]and gently tap edges with hammer."[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Wife texts back 5 minutes later:[/FONT]</span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong>[FONT=&quot]"Computer really messed up now.”[/FONT]</strong>[/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 509936, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3]COLD WEATHER JOKE: [B][COLOR=black][FONT="]Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][B][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=black][FONT="]"Windows frozen, won't open."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT="]Husband texts back:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT="] [B][FONT="]"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it [/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT="]and gently tap edges with hammer."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT="]Wife texts back 5 minutes later:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT="] [B][FONT="]"Computer really messed up now.”[/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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