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<blockquote data-quote="Michael J." data-source="post: 507547" data-attributes="member: 13861"><p>The priest.</p><p>He knew about cockfights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up. </p><p> "No, no,"' he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody SEEN a cock?" All the women stood up. </p><p> "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant, either. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up. </p><p> "No, no," he said, "that wasn't QUITE what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?" </p><p> Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up. The priest fainted!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Michael J., post: 507547, member: 13861"] The priest. He knew about cockfights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no,"' he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody SEEN a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant, either. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't QUITE what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?" Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up. The priest fainted! [/QUOTE]
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