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<blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 503623" data-attributes="member: 14174"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.</span></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong>Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong>Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong>Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be.</strong> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong>Tom proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'</strong> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong>Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year- old man. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong>Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong>Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong>About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong>'How's the new wife?', asked the banker. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong>Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.' </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong>The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's the hired hand?'</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong>Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.'</strong> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><strong>Don't ever underestimate us old </strong>[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: #1f497d">[FONT=&quot]guys.[/FONT]</span></strong></span></span>[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mikew_RIP, post: 503623, member: 14174"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][COLOR=black][FONT="]The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="] [B] Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be.[/B] [B]Tom proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'[/B] [B] Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year- old man. Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon. About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. 'How's the new wife?', asked the banker. Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.' The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's the hired hand?' Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.'[/B] [B] Don't ever underestimate us old [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#1f497d][FONT="]guys.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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