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<blockquote data-quote="Michael J." data-source="post: 497460" data-attributes="member: 13861">A man walked out onto the street and caught a taxi just going by.He got into the taxi and the cabbie said, &quot;Perfect timing. You're just like Brian&quot;Passenger: &quot;Who?&quot;Cabbie: &quot;Brian. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Brian, every single time..&quot;Passenger: &quot;There are always a few clouds over everybody.&quot;Cabbie: &quot;Not Brian. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star - and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy..&quot;Passenger: &quot;Sounds like he was something really special..&quot;Cabbie: &quot;There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse and the whole street blacks out. But Brian, he could do everything right.&quot;Passenger: &quot;Wow. Some guy then.&quot;Cabbie: &quot;He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! No one could ever measure up to Brian.&quot;Passenger: &quot;An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?&quot;Cabbie: &quot;Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his f-ing widow!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Michael J., post: 497460, member: 13861"] [COLOR=White][FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=1][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]A man walked out onto the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Brian, every single time.." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Brian. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star - and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.." Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special.." Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse and the whole street blacks out. But Brian, he could do everything right." Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then." Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! No one could ever measure up to Brian." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his f-ing widow!" [/QUOTE]

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