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<blockquote data-quote="Whiskeyman" data-source="post: 488459" data-attributes="member: 13556"><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #141823">I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #141823">I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #141823">"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #141823"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #141823">"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #141823"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #141823">"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #141823"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #141823">"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #141823"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #141823">"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #141823"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #141823">"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #141823"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #141823">The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #141823"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #141823">I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #141823"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #141823">-From Duckhunters.com</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Whiskeyman, post: 488459, member: 13556"] [FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=#141823]I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#141823]I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#141823]"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!" "Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting." -From Duckhunters.com[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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