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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 487601" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">[SIZE=-1]Walking through Tombstone, a cowboy sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Chinese Laundry."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">"Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How the heck does that fit in here?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">The cowboy asks, "How did this place get a name like "Hans Olaffsen's Chinese Laundry?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">The old man answers, "Is name of owner."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">The cowboy asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">"Me, is right here," replies the old man.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">"You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">"Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, "What your name?" He say, "Hans Olaffsen." then she look at me and go, 'What your name?'" </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">"I say, Sem Ting."[/SIZE]</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 487601, member: 9922"] [FONT=verdana][SIZE=-1]Walking through Tombstone, a cowboy sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Chinese Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How the heck does that fit in here?" So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. The cowboy asks, "How did this place get a name like "Hans Olaffsen's Chinese Laundry?" The old man answers, "Is name of owner." The cowboy asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?" "Me, is right here," replies the old man. "You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?" "Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, "What your name?" He say, "Hans Olaffsen." then she look at me and go, 'What your name?'" "I say, Sem Ting."[/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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