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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 487600" data-attributes="member: 9922">[SIZE=-1]A young rancher and his wife are&nbsp; trying to start a ranch in Oklahoma.&nbsp; They decide they need a bull to&nbsp; mate with their cows to increase their herd. The rancher takes their&nbsp; life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull.&nbsp;He eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell him a bull. &quot;It's the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it.&quot;&nbsp;He buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, &quot;I'd&nbsp; like to send a telegram to my wife in Oklahoma that says:&nbsp; Have found&nbsp; the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer.&quot; &nbsp;The man behind the counter tells him, &quot;Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $.75 per word.&quot;He thinks about it for a moment and decides. &quot;I'd like to send one word, please.&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;And what word would that be?&quot; inquires the man.&nbsp;&quot;Comfortable.&quot; replies the young rancher.&nbsp;The man asks, &quot;I'm sorry sir, but is your wife gonna understand this telegram?&quot;&nbsp;The rancher replies, &quot;My wife is a blonde and reads REAL slow, when she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL.&quot; [/SIZE]</blockquote>

[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 487600, member: 9922"] [FONT=verdana][SIZE=-1]A young rancher and his wife are trying to start a ranch in Oklahoma. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The rancher takes their life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull. He eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell him a bull. "It's the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it." He buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a telegram to my wife in Oklahoma that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer." The man behind the counter tells him, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $.75 per word." He thinks about it for a moment and decides. "I'd like to send one word, please." "And what word would that be?" inquires the man. "Comfortable." replies the young rancher. The man asks, "I'm sorry sir, but is your wife gonna understand this telegram?" The rancher replies, "My wife is a blonde and reads REAL slow, when she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL." [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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