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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 487594" data-attributes="member: 14174"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">A wealthy Jewish husband and his wife were  having dinner at an upscale restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman  comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says  she'll see him later and walks away.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">The wife glares at her husband and  says, "Who the hell was that?"</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my  mistress."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had  enough, I want a divorce!"</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">"I can understand that," replies her husband,  "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris,  no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more BMW in the  garage and no more yacht club.  But the decision is yours."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">Just  then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his  arm.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black">"Who's that woman with George?" asks the wife. "That's his  mistress," says her husband. “Ours is prettier," she replies.</span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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