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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 481969" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]SIMPLE TRUTH 1:[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Lovers help each other undress before sex.</span></p><p><span style="color: black">However after sex, they always dress on their own.</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.</span></p><p><span style="color: black">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>[FONT=&quot]SIMPLE TRUTH 2:[/FONT]</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: black">When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats".</span></p><p><span style="color: black">But, none of them comes up to the man - touches his penis and say, "Good job".</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Moral of the story -- Hard work is rarely appreciated.</span></p><p><span style="color: black">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>[FONT=&quot]FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:[/FONT]</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: black">1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.</span></p><p><span style="color: black">2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the asshole's name.</span></p><p><span style="color: black">3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again.</span></p><p><span style="color: black">4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then neither does milk.</span></p><p><span style="color: black">AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE...</span></p><p><span style="color: black">5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.</span></p><p><span style="color: black">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]BONUS RULE:[/FONT]</span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Condoms do not guarantee safe sex.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] </span></p><p><span style="color: black">A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband![/FONT]</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 481969, member: 9922"] [B][COLOR=black][FONT="]SIMPLE TRUTH 1:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="] Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [B][FONT="]SIMPLE TRUTH 2:[/FONT][/B] When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats". But, none of them comes up to the man - touches his penis and say, "Good job". Moral of the story -- Hard work is rarely appreciated. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [B][FONT="]FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:[/FONT][/B] 1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the asshole's name. 3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then neither does milk. AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE... 5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT="]BONUS RULE:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]Condoms do not guarantee safe sex.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband![/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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