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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 481052" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">SAD INDEED...</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. . . .</span></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday in Minneapolis of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.</strong> </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.</strong> </span></p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.</strong> </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><strong>not regarded as a very smartcookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.</strong> </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and served as a positive roll model for millions.</strong> </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><strong>one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart</strong> </span></p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 min.</strong> </span></p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong><em>If you smiled while reading this, please rise to the occasion and pass it on to someone having a crumby day and kneading a lift.</em></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 481052, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3]SAD INDEED...[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. . . .[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [B]The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday in Minneapolis of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.[/B] [B]Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.[/B] [B]Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.[/B] [B]Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not regarded as a very smartcookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.[/B] [B]Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and served as a positive roll model for millions.[/B] [B]Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart[/B] [B]The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 min.[/B] [B][I]If you smiled while reading this, please rise to the occasion and pass it on to someone having a crumby day and kneading a lift.[/I][/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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