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<blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 480570" data-attributes="member: 14174"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">I have a little Satnav</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">It sits there in my car</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">A Satnav is a driver's friend</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">It tells you where you are</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">I have a little Satnav</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">I've had it all my life</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">It's better than the normal ones</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">My Satnav is my wife</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">It gives me full instructions</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Especially how to drive</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"It's thirty miles an hour", it says</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"You're doing thirty five"</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">It tells me when to stop and start</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">And when to use the brake</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">And tells me that it's never ever</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Safe to overtake</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">It tells me when a light is red</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">And when it goes to green</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">It seems to know instinctively</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Just when to intervene</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">It lists the vehicles just in front</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">And all those to the rear</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">And taking this into account</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">It specifies my gear.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">I'm sure no other driver</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Has so helpful a device</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">For when we leave and lock the car</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">It still gives its advice</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">It fills me up with counselling</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Each journey's pretty fraught</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">So why don't I exchange it</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">And get a quieter sort?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Makes sure I'm properly fed,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">It washes all my shirts and things</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">And keeps me warm in bed!</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Despite all these advantages</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">And my tendency to scoff,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">I only wish that now and then</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">I could turn the bugger off.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mikew_RIP, post: 480570, member: 14174"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are I have a little Satnav I've had it all my life It's better than the normal ones My Satnav is my wife It gives me full instructions Especially how to drive "It's thirty miles an hour", it says "You're doing thirty five" It tells me when to stop and start And when to use the brake And tells me that it's never ever Safe to overtake It tells me when a light is red And when it goes to green It seems to know instinctively Just when to intervene It lists the vehicles just in front And all those to the rear And taking this into account It specifies my gear. I'm sure no other driver Has so helpful a device For when we leave and lock the car It still gives its advice It fills me up with counselling Each journey's pretty fraught So why don't I exchange it And get a quieter sort? Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, Makes sure I'm properly fed, It washes all my shirts and things And keeps me warm in bed! Despite all these advantages And my tendency to scoff, I only wish that now and then I could turn the bugger off.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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