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<blockquote data-quote="Lawrence" data-source="post: 479759" data-attributes="member: 16844"><p><span style="color: #141823"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #141823"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">"Ah, that's nothing'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing' comes out!" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #141823"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #141823"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #141823"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">"</span></span><span style="color: #141823"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock. No problem at all." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #141823"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #141823"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">"No, I have one every morning at 6:30." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #141823"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #141823"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">"I don't wake up until 7:00</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lawrence, post: 479759, member: 16844"] [COLOR=#141823][FONT=helvetica]Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out." [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#141823][FONT=helvetica]"Ah, that's nothing'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing' comes out!" [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#141823][FONT=helvetica]"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all." [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#141823][FONT=helvetica]"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#141823][FONT=helvetica]"[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#141823][FONT=helvetica]No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock. No problem at all." "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?" "No, I have one every morning at 6:30." Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?" "I don't wake up until 7:00[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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