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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 478366" data-attributes="member: 9922">A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.&nbsp;She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”&nbsp;The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot&nbsp; air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346&nbsp; feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north&nbsp; latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.”&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;She rolled her eyes and said, “You must <a href="http://conservativetribune.com/lib-declares-shoot-republicans/" target="_blank">be a Republican</a>.”&nbsp;“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”&nbsp;“Well,” answered the balloonist, “Everything you told me is&nbsp; technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your&nbsp; information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to&nbsp; me.”&nbsp;The man smiled and responded, “You must <a href="http://conservativetribune.com/ronald-reagan-joke-video/" target="_blank">be a Democrat</a>.”&nbsp;“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”&nbsp;“Well,” said the man, “You don’t know where you are or where&nbsp; you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of&nbsp; hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you&nbsp; expect me to solve your problem.&nbsp;“And you’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it’s my fault.” </blockquote>

[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 478366, member: 9922"] [I]A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.[/I] [I]She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”[/I] [I]The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.”[/I] [I]She rolled her eyes and said, “You must [URL="http://conservativetribune.com/lib-declares-shoot-republicans/"]be a Republican[/URL].”[/I] [I]“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”[/I] [I]“Well,” answered the balloonist, “Everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”[/I] [I]The man smiled and responded, “You must [URL="http://conservativetribune.com/ronald-reagan-joke-video/"]be a Democrat[/URL].”[/I] [I]“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”[/I] [I]“Well,” said the man, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.[/I] [I]“And you’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it’s my fault.” [/I] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]

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