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<blockquote data-quote="Lawrence" data-source="post: 477363" data-attributes="member: 16844">n the early hours of the morning he finally regained consciousness. He was in hospital and in agonising pain with tubes in his nose, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask and wires monitoring every function. It slowly occurred to him that he was in a life-threatening situation.
A nurse leant over him, looked straight into the eyes and very slowly said; &quot;You may not feel anything from the waist down.&quot;
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, &quot;Can I feel your tits, then?&quot;
That, my friend, is a POSITIVE ATTITUDE!


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[QUOTE="Lawrence, post: 477363, member: 16844"] [INDENT][INDENT][B][I]n the early hours of the morning he finally regained consciousness. He was in hospital and in agonising pain with tubes in his nose, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask and wires monitoring every function. It slowly occurred to him that he was in a life-threatening situation.[/I][/B] [B][I]A nurse leant over him, looked straight into the eyes and very slowly said; "You may not feel anything from the waist down."[/I][/B] [B][I]Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"[/I][/B] [B][I]That, my friend, is a[/I][/B] [B]POSITIVE ATTITUDE![/B] [/INDENT][/INDENT] [/QUOTE]

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