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<blockquote data-quote="Michael J." data-source="post: 476290" data-attributes="member: 13861"><p>An Australian preacher addressing his outback congregation said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."</p><p></p><p></p><p>With that, an Aboriginal man got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Henry, what do you want me to pray about for you?"</p><p></p><p>Henry replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."</p><p></p><p>The preacher put one finger of one hand in Henry's ear, placed his other hand on top of Henry's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.</p><p>After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Henry, how is your hearing now?"</p><p></p><p>Henry answered, "I don't know. It ain't until next week."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Michael J., post: 476290, member: 13861"] An Australian preacher addressing his outback congregation said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." With that, an Aboriginal man got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Henry, what do you want me to pray about for you?" Henry replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The preacher put one finger of one hand in Henry's ear, placed his other hand on top of Henry's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm. After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Henry, how is your hearing now?" Henry answered, "I don't know. It ain't until next week." [/QUOTE]
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