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<blockquote data-quote="TedG954" data-source="post: 472455" data-attributes="member: 9701"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>The dentist & the golfer</strong></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30already...</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it sir?"</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth honey, and show him . . . .”</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TedG954, post: 472455, member: 9701"] [INDENT][FONT=HelveticaNeue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Calibri][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][B]The dentist & the golfer[/B][/SIZE] A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30already... The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it sir?" The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth honey, and show him . . . .” [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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