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<blockquote data-quote="TedG954" data-source="post: 465639" data-attributes="member: 9701">Two terrorists were in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class when one noticed the other had a huge cork stuck in his butt.
 
&quot;If you do not mind me saying,&quot; said the second terrorist, &quot;that cork looks very uncomfortable.&nbsp; Why don't you take it out?&quot;
 
&quot;I regret I can't,&quot; lamented the first terrorist. &quot;It's permanently stuck in my butt.&quot;&nbsp; 
 
&quot;I don't understand,&quot; replied the other.
 
The first terrorist said, &quot;I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp.&nbsp; There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man with a white&nbsp; beard and top hat, wearing an American flag came boiling out.&nbsp; He said, &quot;I am Uncle Sam, the Genie.&nbsp; I can grant you one wish.&quot;&nbsp; 


I said, &quot;No shit?&quot; 
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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Verified by Brian Williams, 
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; NBC news anchor.&nbsp;&nbsp; 
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; He was there when it happened.
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[QUOTE="TedG954, post: 465639, member: 9701"] [INDENT]Two terrorists were in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class when one noticed the other had a huge cork stuck in his butt. "If you do not mind me saying," said the second terrorist, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?" "I regret I can't," lamented the first terrorist. "It's permanently stuck in my butt." "I don't understand," replied the other. The first terrorist said, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man with a white beard and top hat, wearing an American flag came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish." I said, "No shit?" Verified by Brian Williams, NBC news anchor. He was there when it happened. [/INDENT] [/QUOTE]

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