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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 460928" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"What happened Pad ?" she asks anxiously. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">“What happened?? I'll tell you what happened! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I sent an e-mail to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I get home and guess what I found? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">“Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">There must be a simple explanation. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">“Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation ........she never got your e-mail!" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 460928, member: 9922"] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Pad ?" she asks anxiously. “What happened?? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an e-mail to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home and guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!" “Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened." Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. “Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation ........she never got your e-mail!" [/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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