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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 459381" data-attributes="member: 9922">[FONT=&amp;quot][FONT=&amp;quot]Father&nbsp; O'Malley rose from his bed one morning.[/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot]&nbsp; [/FONT][/FONT]&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot]It&nbsp; was a fine spring day in his new Washington D.C. parish.[/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot]&nbsp; [/FONT]&nbsp;[FONT=&amp;quot]He&nbsp; walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day&nbsp; outside. He then noticed there was . . . . a donkey lying dead in the middle of&nbsp; his front lawn.[/FONT]&nbsp;[FONT=&amp;quot]He&nbsp; promptly called the White House.[/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot]&nbsp; [/FONT]&nbsp;[FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp;[FONT=&amp;quot]The&nbsp; conversation went like this:[/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot]&nbsp; [/FONT]&nbsp;[FONT=&amp;quot]&quot;Good&nbsp; morning. This is Barrack Obama . How might I help you?&quot;[/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot]&nbsp; [/FONT]&nbsp;[FONT=&amp;quot]&quot;And&nbsp; the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic&nbsp; Church. There's a donkey lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as&nbsp; to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?&quot;[/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot]&nbsp; [/FONT]&nbsp;[FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp;[FONT=&amp;quot]Barrack,&nbsp; considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the Irish accent, thought&nbsp; he would have a little fun with the good father, replied, &quot;Well now Father, it&nbsp; was always my impression that you people took care of the last&nbsp; rites!&quot;[/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot]&nbsp; [/FONT]&nbsp;[FONT=&amp;quot]There&nbsp; was dead silence on the line for a moment . . . .[/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot]&nbsp; [/FONT]&nbsp;[FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp;[FONT=&amp;quot]Father&nbsp; O'Malley then replied:[/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot]&nbsp; [/FONT]&nbsp;[FONT=&amp;quot]&quot;Aye,'&nbsp; tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first,&nbsp; which is the reason for me call.&quot;[/FONT]</blockquote>

[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 459381, member: 9922"] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=&quot][B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]It was a fine spring day in his new Washington D.C. parish.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was . . . . a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]He promptly called the White House.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]The conversation went like this:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]"Good morning. This is Barrack Obama . How might I help you?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic Church. There's a donkey lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]Barrack, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the Irish accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]There was dead silence on the line for a moment . . . .[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]Father O'Malley then replied:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]"Aye,' tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]

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