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<blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 434400" data-attributes="member: 14174"><p>I may have posted this before but its just been sent to me again </p><p></p><p><span style="color: #3333FF"> </span><strong><span style="color: #1F497D">ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #1F497D"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #1F497D">It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When this becomes apparent, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.</span></strong> </p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #1F497D">My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled this situation with my wife, Carol. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Carol to get a full-time job, along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. </span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">Shortly after she started working,</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">I noticed she was beginning to show her age.</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">I usually get home from the golf club about </span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">the same time she gets home from work</span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><br /> <br /> </span></strong><strong><span style="color: #1F497D">Although she knows how hungry I am, </span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">she almost always says she has to rest </span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">for half an hour or so before she starts dinner.</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">time and just wake me when she gets dinner</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">on the table.</span></strong><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">I generally have lunch in the Grill at the golf club, </span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">so eating out is not an option for us in the evening.</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">I'm ready for some home-cooked food when I walk</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">through that door. She used to do the dishes </span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">as soon as we finished eating but now it's not </span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">unusual for them to sit on the table for several</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">hours after dinner.</span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><br /> <br /> </span></strong><strong><span style="color: #1F497D">I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">several times each evening that they won't clean</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">themselves. I know she really appreciates this,</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">as it does seem to motivate her to get them done </span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">before she goes to bed.</span></strong> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D"> <br /> <br /> Another symptom of ageing is complaining, I think.</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">For example, she will say that it is difficult for her</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">to find time to pay the monthly bills during her </span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">lunch hour, but chaps, we take them for better or </span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement.</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">I tell her to stretch it out over two, or even three days.</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">That way, she won't have to rush so much. I also </span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">remind her that missing lunch completely now</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">and then would help her figure.. I like to think tact</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">is one of my strong points.<br /> <br /> When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">needs more rest periods. She had to take a break</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">when she was only half-finished mowing the lawn.</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">I tried not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I told</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly </span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">squeezed orange juice, and just relax for a while.</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">And, as long as she is making one for herself, </span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">she might as well make one for me too. <br /> <br /> I know that I probably look like a saint in the way</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">I support Carol. I'm not saying that showing this</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">much patience & consideration is easy. Many men </span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">would find it difficult if not impossible. Nobody </span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">knows better than I do how frustrating women get </span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">as they get older.</span></strong><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">However, Chaps, even if you just use a little more tact</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">and less criticism of your ageing wife as a result of</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">reading this article, I will consider that writing it</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">was well worthwhile.</span></strong><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #1F497D">After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.</span></strong> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: black"><br /> </span></strong><strong><span style="color: red">Ron died suddenly of a perforated rectum shortly</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: red">after publishing this letter.</span></strong><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: red">The police report says he was found with a Calloway</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: red">extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: red">up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing.</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: red">A sledge hammer was laying nearby.</span></strong><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: red">His wife Carol, was arrested and charged with murder. </span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: red">The all-woman jury took only 9 minutes to find her</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: red">"Not Guilty", accepting her defense that Ron, somehow,</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: red">without looking, accidentally fell down on his golf club.</span></strong> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> </td></tr></table></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mikew_RIP, post: 434400, member: 14174"] I may have posted this before but its just been sent to me again [COLOR=#3333FF] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=#1F497D]ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When this becomes apparent, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#3333FF] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#1F497D] [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#1F497D]My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled this situation with my wife, Carol. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Carol to get a full-time job, along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][/COLOR] [TABLE] [TR] [TD="width: 870"] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]Shortly after she started working,[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]I noticed she was beginning to show her age.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]I usually get home from the golf club about [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]the same time she gets home from work[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#3333FF] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#1F497D] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#3333FF] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#1F497D]Although she knows how hungry I am, [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]she almost always says she has to rest [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]for half an hour or so before she starts dinner.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]time and just wake me when she gets dinner[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]on the table.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]I generally have lunch in the Grill at the golf club, [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]so eating out is not an option for us in the evening.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]I'm ready for some home-cooked food when I walk[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]through that door. She used to do the dishes [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]as soon as we finished eating but now it's not [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]unusual for them to sit on the table for several[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]hours after dinner.[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#3333FF] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#1F497D] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#3333FF] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#1F497D]I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]several times each evening that they won't clean[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]themselves. I know she really appreciates this,[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]as it does seem to motivate her to get them done [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]before she goes to bed.[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#3333FF] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#1F497D] Another symptom of ageing is complaining, I think.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]For example, she will say that it is difficult for her[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]to find time to pay the monthly bills during her [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]lunch hour, but chaps, we take them for better or [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]I tell her to stretch it out over two, or even three days.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]That way, she won't have to rush so much. I also [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]remind her that missing lunch completely now[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]and then would help her figure.. I like to think tact[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]is one of my strong points. When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]needs more rest periods. She had to take a break[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]when she was only half-finished mowing the lawn.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]I tried not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I told[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]squeezed orange juice, and just relax for a while.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]And, as long as she is making one for herself, [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]she might as well make one for me too. I know that I probably look like a saint in the way[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]I support Carol. I'm not saying that showing this[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]much patience & consideration is easy. Many men [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]would find it difficult if not impossible. Nobody [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]knows better than I do how frustrating women get [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]as they get older.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]However, Chaps, even if you just use a little more tact[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]and less criticism of your ageing wife as a result of[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]reading this article, I will consider that writing it[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]was well worthwhile.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1F497D]After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#3333FF] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#1F497D] [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red]Ron died suddenly of a perforated rectum shortly[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=red]after publishing this letter.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=red]The police report says he was found with a Calloway[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=red]extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=red]up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=red]A sledge hammer was laying nearby.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=red]His wife Carol, was arrested and charged with murder. [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=red]The all-woman jury took only 9 minutes to find her[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=red]"Not Guilty", accepting her defense that Ron, somehow,[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=red]without looking, accidentally fell down on his golf club.[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#3333FF] [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [/QUOTE]
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