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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 431671" data-attributes="member: 9922">[FONT=&amp;quot] [FONT=&amp;quot] A midget from Texas was experiencing constant pain in his crotch&nbsp; area, so he went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told&nbsp; him to drop his pants and he would have a lookThe midget dropped his&nbsp; pants, the doctor lifted him up onto the examining table, and started to examine&nbsp; him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to&nbsp; turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. &quot;Hmm...&quot;&nbsp; mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked&nbsp; the midget to turn his head and cough again.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;Aha,&quot; said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors.&nbsp; Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, and then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left&nbsp; side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement&nbsp; that the snipping did not hurt.&nbsp;The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to&nbsp; see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he&nbsp; walked around and discovered that his testicles were no longer aching. &nbsp;The doctor said, &quot;How does that feel now?&quot; The midget replied,&nbsp; “Perfect Doc, and I didn’t feel a thing. What did you do?&quot; &nbsp;The doctor replied, &quot;I cut two inches off the top of each of your&nbsp; cowboy boots.&quot;[/FONT][/FONT]</blockquote>

[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 431671, member: 9922"] [COLOR=#800080][FONT=&quot] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=&quot] A midget from Texas was experiencing constant pain in his crotch area, so he went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look The midget dropped his pants, the doctor lifted him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to turn his head and cough again. "Aha," said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, and then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered that his testicles were no longer aching. The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, “Perfect Doc, and I didn’t feel a thing. What did you do?" The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of each of your cowboy boots." [/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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