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<blockquote data-quote="TedG954" data-source="post: 422920" data-attributes="member: 9701"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">First Date</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">-------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">"Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">says. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">"That's cool," says Bobby. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">the soda shop or a movie. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, so he </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">asks Carrie's dad to repeat it. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">"Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">she'll screw all night if we let her!" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">the evening was beginning to look pretty good. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">the front door. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: "DARN </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'">IT, DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!"</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TedG954, post: 422920, member: 9701"] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=HelveticaNeue]First Date ------------------------- [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=HelveticaNeue] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=HelveticaNeue]It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says. "That's cool," says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!" Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door. About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: "DARN IT, DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!"[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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