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<blockquote data-quote="Marilynne" data-source="post: 422328" data-attributes="member: 10234"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>Don't know if this has been posted before</strong></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> </p><p> </p><p> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: left"> <span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080"><strong><em><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong>BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE </strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><br /> <br /> <strong><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." <br /> <br /> Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" <br /> <br /> The </span></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">little silver haired lady </span></strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." <br /> <br /> Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. <br /> <br /> She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. <br /> <br /> He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, <br /> <br /> "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." <br /> <br /> He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............ </span></strong></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><br /> <br /> <strong><strong><br /> <span style="font-size: 12px">(scroll down)</span></strong></strong></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><br /> </span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><br /> <br /> <strong><strong><br /> "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></strong></span></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><em><strong><strong><strong><strong> <span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080"> <span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"> <span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> <strong><em> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> <img src="https://us-mg6.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=2%5f0%5f0%5f1%5f100859%5fAIWti2IAAANEVN%2bTOgvbKPfiTL4&m=YaDownload&pid=1.2.2&fid=Inbox&inline=1&appid=yahoomail" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></span></span> <br /> <br /> <br /> </span><br /> </span><br /> </span><br /> </span><br /> </span><br /> </span><br /> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> </span><br /> </span><br /> </span><br /> </em><br /> </strong></span></span><strong><br /> </strong></span></span><strong><br /> <br /> <br /> </strong></span><strong><br /> </strong></span><strong><br /> </strong></span><strong><br /> </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></strong></strong></em><br /> </p> </td></tr></table></blockquote><p></p>
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