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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 422187" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p></p><p> Alligator Short Jokes</p><p></p><p> Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?</p><p>A: An Investigator</p><p></p><p> Q: What's the similarity between a Alligator and Windows?</p><p>A: Neither of them has enough bytes!</p><p></p><p> Q: How many arms has a alligator got?</p><p>A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner!</p><p></p><p> Q: Why don't alligators like fast food?</p><p>A: Because they can't catch it! </p><p></p><p>Q: What do you get if you cross a alligator with a flower?</p><p>A: I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!</p><p></p><p> Q: Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?</p><p>A: It's filled with liti-gators.</p><p></p><p> Q: What do you call a crocodile with GPS?</p><p>A: A Navi-gator.</p><p></p><p> Q: What do alligators call human children?</p><p>A: Appetizers.</p><p></p><p> Q: Who gives alligators presents on Christmas?</p><p>A: Santa Jaws!</p><p></p><p> Q: What's worse than one alligator coming to dinner?</p><p>A: Two alligators coming to dinner</p><p></p><p> Q: Why are alligators comedians so funny?</p><p>A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!</p><p></p><p> Q: Why won't alligators attack lawyers?</p><p>A: Professional courtesy!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 422187, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][/FONT][/B] Alligator Short Jokes Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator Q: What's the similarity between a Alligator and Windows? A: Neither of them has enough bytes! Q: How many arms has a alligator got? A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner! Q: Why don't alligators like fast food? A: Because they can't catch it! Q: What do you get if you cross a alligator with a flower? A: I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it! Q: Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers? A: It's filled with liti-gators. Q: What do you call a crocodile with GPS? A: A Navi-gator. Q: What do alligators call human children? A: Appetizers. Q: Who gives alligators presents on Christmas? A: Santa Jaws! Q: What's worse than one alligator coming to dinner? A: Two alligators coming to dinner Q: Why are alligators comedians so funny? A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth! Q: Why won't alligators attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy! [/QUOTE]
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