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<blockquote data-quote="TedG954" data-source="post: 419249" data-attributes="member: 9701"><p><strong>Three Women</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Three women went down to Mexico to celebrate their graduations from college. They went from bar to bar and proceeded to get drunk. And the next morning they wake up in jail and were told they were to be electrocuted for the crimes they had committed the previous night. They had been do drunk they had no idea what they had done.</span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 15px">They strapped the first woman (a red head) in the chair and asked if she had any last words and she said, I am a graduate of Trinity bible college and I believe the almighty God will intervene on behalf of the innocent. They throw the switch and nothing happens, they all fell to their knees and began praying and released her.</span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 15px">They strapped the second woman (a black head) into the chair and asked if she had any last words and she said I am a graduate of Illinois school of law and I believe that justice will intervene to protect the innocent. They throw the switch and again nothing happens, and they released her.</span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 15px">They strapped the third woman ( you guessed it, A blonde) and asked if she had any last words and she said yes I do I have an electrical engineering degree from the university of Michigan, and if y"all don't plug this thing in you ain't gonna electrocute nobody.</span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></p></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></p><p></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TedG954, post: 419249, member: 9701"] [B]Three Women[/B] [FONT=bookman old style][FONT=HelveticaNeue][INDENT][FONT=verdana][FONT=HelveticaNeue][SIZE=4]Three women went down to Mexico to celebrate their graduations from college. They went from bar to bar and proceeded to get drunk. And the next morning they wake up in jail and were told they were to be electrocuted for the crimes they had committed the previous night. They had been do drunk they had no idea what they had done. [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]They strapped the first woman (a red head) in the chair and asked if she had any last words and she said, I am a graduate of Trinity bible college and I believe the almighty God will intervene on behalf of the innocent. They throw the switch and nothing happens, they all fell to their knees and began praying and released her.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]They strapped the second woman (a black head) into the chair and asked if she had any last words and she said I am a graduate of Illinois school of law and I believe that justice will intervene to protect the innocent. They throw the switch and again nothing happens, and they released her.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]They strapped the third woman ( you guessed it, A blonde) and asked if she had any last words and she said yes I do I have an electrical engineering degree from the university of Michigan, and if y"all don't plug this thing in you ain't gonna electrocute nobody.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/INDENT][/FONT] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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