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<blockquote data-quote="TedG954" data-source="post: 419248" data-attributes="member: 9701"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'"><img src="https://ci3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/OOENcQEi14cdZnE1hQruXqkByurmphY1W5XQVYjmfsqoc59nk9H8H7zI8ZFbPCJ7_99B1CAJ4ygOif7Vd1eiXe9OcrRSWg6FpDUaHrRlqNAfXubxUbTmxd6lT6734Lw-izci0IsvN8mppBSqRW2kRJxEFUEruRfd2duz5_ORHTmYGX10xKQ4jmQiDLly1whqn4ulCK2MFfQ9OiBhl5yJFsnHlsgkV2ykAUUInVvhnpLK-DGgAa1F3scvedSfdiiY-MHNZpDVjRtoaVHV_EjbvspdAmveJbDY37sWXKk09jqtLLqNv_DPPfbkbF9WWQe0GV-3lM-E4ii8OSiO=s0-d-e1-ft#https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/q83/p235x350/10898120_10204808188117354_5112087935176822491_n.jpg?oh=fd14642ce024934e111d785801bf9ef9&oe=552EDADD&__gda__=1428452886_5fd23b84695fad3cb3b1b11228695c18" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><p style="text-align: center"></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report </span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">that his wife was missing.</span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home....</span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'"></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Sergeant: What is her height?</span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.</span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Sergeant: Weight?</span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.</span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Sergeant: Color of eyes?</span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Husband: Never noticed.</span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Sergeant: Color of hair?</span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.</span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Sergeant: What was she wearing?</span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.</span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?</span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Husband: She went in my truck.</span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?</span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up.</span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We'll find your truck.</span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"></p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'helveticaneue'"></p> </p><p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue-Light'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TedG954, post: 419248, member: 9701"] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][FONT=HelveticaNeue][FONT=HelveticaNeue-Light][FONT=HelveticaNeue][FONT=Calibri][FONT=arial][FONT=helveticaneue][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][FONT=calibri][FONT=helvetica][IMG]https://ci3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/OOENcQEi14cdZnE1hQruXqkByurmphY1W5XQVYjmfsqoc59nk9H8H7zI8ZFbPCJ7_99B1CAJ4ygOif7Vd1eiXe9OcrRSWg6FpDUaHrRlqNAfXubxUbTmxd6lT6734Lw-izci0IsvN8mppBSqRW2kRJxEFUEruRfd2duz5_ORHTmYGX10xKQ4jmQiDLly1whqn4ulCK2MFfQ9OiBhl5yJFsnHlsgkV2ykAUUInVvhnpLK-DGgAa1F3scvedSfdiiY-MHNZpDVjRtoaVHV_EjbvspdAmveJbDY37sWXKk09jqtLLqNv_DPPfbkbF9WWQe0GV-3lM-E4ii8OSiO=s0-d-e1-ft#https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/q83/p235x350/10898120_10204808188117354_5112087935176822491_n.jpg?oh=fd14642ce024934e111d785801bf9ef9&oe=552EDADD&__gda__=1428452886_5fd23b84695fad3cb3b1b11228695c18[/IMG][FONT=arial][CENTER] [/CENTER] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing.[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home....[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica] Sergeant: What is her height?[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Sergeant: Weight?[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Sergeant: Color of eyes?[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Husband: Never noticed.[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Sergeant: Color of hair?[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Sergeant: What was she wearing?[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Husband: She went in my truck.[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up.[/FONT] [FONT=helvetica]Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We'll find your truck.[/FONT] [/FONT] [/INDENT] [/INDENT] [/INDENT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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