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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 416475" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></span></span>[/FONT]</strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]· I tried to catch some fog. I mist.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] When chemists die, they barium.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] now a seasoned veteran.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] He says he can stop any time.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] How does Moses make his tea?[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Hebrews it.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Then it dawned on me.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] but I'd never met herbivore.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] I can't put it down.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] I did a theatrical performance about puns.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] It was a play on words .[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] This dyslexic man walks into a bra.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] What does a clock do when it's hungry?[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] It goes back four seconds..[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] I wondered why the football was getting bigger. Then it hit me![/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Broken pencils are pointless.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] A thesaurus.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool ..[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Police say they have nothing to go on.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]·[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] Velcro - what a rip off![/FONT]</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 416475, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][FONT="][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="]· I tried to catch some fog. I mist.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] When chemists die, they barium.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] now a seasoned veteran.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] He says he can stop any time.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] How does Moses make his tea?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] Hebrews it.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] Then it dawned on me.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] but I'd never met herbivore.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] I can't put it down.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] I did a theatrical performance about puns.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] It was a play on words .[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] This dyslexic man walks into a bra.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] What does a clock do when it's hungry?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] It goes back four seconds..[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] I wondered why the football was getting bigger. Then it hit me![/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] Broken pencils are pointless.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] A thesaurus.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool ..[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] Police say they have nothing to go on.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]·[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="] Velcro - what a rip off![/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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