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<blockquote data-quote="Mike150" data-source="post: 414797" data-attributes="member: 2287"><p>Obama goes on a State visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem , he dies from a fatal heart attack. </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The undertakers tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100." </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home. </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?" </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. "We simply can't take that risk".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mike150, post: 414797, member: 2287"] Obama goes on a State visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem , he dies from a fatal heart attack. The undertakers tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100." The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home. The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?" One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. "We simply can't take that risk". [/QUOTE]
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