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<blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 414795" data-attributes="member: 14174">Altar boy<table style='width: 100%'><tr><td><table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>'Bless&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; me Father, for I have sinned. 
I have been&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; with a loose girl.' 
 
The&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; priest asks, 'Is that&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; you, little Joey Pagano?' 
 
'Yes,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Father, it is.' 
 
'And who&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; was the girl you were with?' 
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; 
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ruin her reputation.' 
 
'Well,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; later so you may as well tell me now. Was it&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Tina Minetti?' 
 
'I&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; cannot say.' 
 
'Was it&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Teresa Mazzarelli?' 
 
'I'll&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; never tell.' 
 
'Was it&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Nina Capelli?' 
 
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; 'I'm&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; sorry, but I cannot name her.' 
 
'Was it&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Cathy Piriano?' 
 
'My lips&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; are sealed.' 
 
'Was it&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Rosa DiAngelo, then?' 
 
'Please,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Father, I cannot tell you.' 
 
The priest&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; sighs in frustration. 'You're&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; very tight lipped, 
and I admire that.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; But you've sinned and have to 
atone. You&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; cannot be an altar boy now 
for 4 months. Now&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; you go and 
behave yourself.' 
 
Joey&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; slides over and whispers, 'What'd&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; you get ?' 
 
'Four&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; months holiday and five good&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; leads...' 
 
 
 
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[QUOTE="mikew_RIP, post: 414795, member: 14174"] Altar boy [TABLE="width: 100%"] [TR] [TD="width: 100%"][TABLE] [TR] [TD][COLOR=#990000]'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] The priest asks, [/COLOR][COLOR=#000099]'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#990000]'Yes, Father, it is.' [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] '[/COLOR][COLOR=#000099]And who was the girl you were with?' [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#990000] 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'[/COLOR][COLOR=#990000] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#000099]'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#990000]'I cannot say.' [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#000099]'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#990000]'I'll never tell.' [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#000099]'Was it Nina Capelli?' [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#990000]'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#000099]'Was it Cathy Piriano?' [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#990000]'My lips are sealed.'[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#000099]'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?' [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#990000]'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black]The priest sighs in frustration. [/COLOR][COLOR=#000099]'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, [/COLOR][COLOR=#33cc00]'What'd you get ?' [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=#990000]'Four months holiday and five good leads...'[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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