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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Don Kuykendall_RIP" data-source="post: 412053" data-attributes="member: 6277"><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">An 80-year-old Iowa Farmer goes to the Mayo clinic in Rochester for a check-up.</span></span></p><p></p><p>The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?'</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">'I'm from Iowa and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish says the </span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">old guy, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before </span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">daylight feeding cattle, mending fences, planting, baling hay, and </span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">when I'm not doing that,</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">I'm out hunting or fishing. In the evening, I have a beer and all is well.'</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be </span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">more to it. How old was your father when he died?'</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">'Who said my Father's dead?'</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your father's </span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">still alive? How old is he?'</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">'He's 100 years old,' says the old Iowan. 'In fact he worked with and </span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">hunted with me this morning, and then we went to the topless bar for a </span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">while and had a little beer and that's why he's still alive. He's a </span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Iowa Farmer and he's a hunter and fisherman too.'</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to </span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">it than that. How about your father's father? How old was he when he died?'</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">'Who said my Grandpa's dead?'</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your </span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">grandfather's still alive?'</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">'He's 118 years old,' says the man.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went </span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">hunting with you this morning too?'</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">'No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting </span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">married!!...????  Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?'</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">'Who said he wanted to?'</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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