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<blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 411948" data-attributes="member: 14174"><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>T</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>HE UGLY FROG</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></span> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><img src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=231f118b61&view=fimg&th=13225419c5272bb0&attid=0.8&disp=emb&realattid=db82dfb04f6a0713_0.1.0.1.1&attbid=ANGjdJ_LrDOx8Gub7ol4_ATO8f4yLGUNtNdZP2sjmS1J7axTYYySbpNFUHAHKVv8IH2bzRu2f6xl-ogBETtPZ3Yig-ExU7cAikEmWnKJ3iT1UxiCFny4aCHX2HztXus&sz=w400-h400&ats=1422793809305&rm=13225419c5272bb0&zw&atsh=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME.. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY.' </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #008250"><span style="color: #008250"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">anything else.</span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #008250"><span style="color: #008250"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.</span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her 'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY..'!</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><img src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=231f118b61&view=fimg&th=13225419c5272bb0&attid=0.6&disp=emb&realattid=db82dfb04f6a0713_0.1.0.1.2&attbid=ANGjdJ_OgrB2v5-HiG1ZeNU_56xgCaz5nO2--s5Nd3Oi6YqldwDiAkaPnwd6fvY5NqlciF_dxLUUOR7YAIv8yF-g3Txdp_jZ69xymePpTCZsBAam9zqntFRxUt7AkiU&sz=w300-h100&ats=1422793809305&rm=13225419c5272bb0&zw&atsh=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog. </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><img src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=231f118b61&view=fimg&th=13225419c5272bb0&attid=0.9&disp=emb&realattid=db82dfb04f6a0713_0.1.0.1.3&attbid=ANGjdJ94RPQ_yGdcV0m9xCgliFCabVahpAaPXMc457tC6NnWSjMPWmG6OSYmrqQ4lBi_j3Yjq7q3lEpWkdxBuG__3LMJnnABi5w8fbE4FG2uVo6xROzvbT572GZB5W0&sz=w300-h112&ats=1422793809305&rm=13225419c5272bb0&zw&atsh=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><img src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=231f118b61&view=fimg&th=13225419c5272bb0&attid=0.3&disp=emb&realattid=db82dfb04f6a0713_0.1.0.1.4&attbid=ANGjdJ_l1wmYW0e33VmugeItNbP-bj62kQgdpSZP1_BsWo19PSVuUjR4jJkyCf8s-6SXaPmt46L4d2zoLs4i_VkDG92a0bRiQhfUq9E3OUDYBZkB9UXTExsCHu2qgvk&sz=w662-h974&ats=1422793809305&rm=13225419c5272bb0&zw&atsh=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS. NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><strong>COME ON GUESS!</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>*</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>*</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>*</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>*</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST Travelodge SHE COULD FIND!!!</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><img src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=231f118b61&view=fimg&th=13225419c5272bb0&attid=0.7&disp=emb&realattid=db82dfb04f6a0713_0.1.0.1.5&attbid=ANGjdJ-vb1dSBZqKbjYxbbZDj43BKmNgyAqFrkyDyhR7q6UIqQW2IEiuFRo_Db_vwtW6XetrBhbobZrVu-xSxBLGkDkqfE2ZgfQ8qUaa2HM4_ycdl397a8Jxo6ZXd04&sz=w440-h600&ats=1422793809306&rm=13225419c5272bb0&zw&atsh=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">She's old...... NOT DEAD!!!!!</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #624181"><span style="color: #624181"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">OLD LADIES ROCK</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><img src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=231f118b61&view=fimg&th=13225419c5272bb0&attid=0.4&disp=emb&realattid=db82dfb04f6a0713_0.1.0.1.6&attbid=ANGjdJ8J2eu9j5fwTmPRD9wT70mDESRNDnQixTFrMspjwfG_xMYnMg1RrhAbz2PJAQutVqkeSzStFEQpoXPGqwBpzz72ba43ZGIxDETlnqQ5ZuXyW-fcM_LYLxeFRoY&sz=w318-h226&ats=1422793809306&rm=13225419c5272bb0&zw&atsh=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=231f118b61&view=fimg&th=13225419c5272bb0&attid=0.2&disp=emb&realattid=db82dfb04f6a0713_0.1.0.1.7&attbid=ANGjdJ9QuQg2drxYTKVZpJmBTqzx6N9qOVnglxuniRvUZ42-iLxN6-RjXJyoJiZlhggHcUyyU3OEmuk-bV_ViCIaW55tu-wlIlafXCShfWsuC_ONu4ggUjjrLKhvayw&sz=w340-h194&ats=1422793809306&rm=13225419c5272bb0&zw&atsh=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><img src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=231f118b61&view=fimg&th=13225419c5272bb0&attid=0.5&disp=emb&realattid=db82dfb04f6a0713_0.1.0.1.8&attbid=ANGjdJ9cGx0oPl1AlYeeaC5WhT0kcJCAgvW-4jl0xc7O9aJ5WE4Dy6PWhx0sO8AO7B3y-5d8c75mL2P9vjsJePaZ_ovxqzcuZxwsR-GmJCNjO2pZJ9PhvenOMWFzxc8&sz=w200-h148&ats=1422793809306&rm=13225419c5272bb0&zw&atsh=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=231f118b61&view=fimg&th=13225419c5272bb0&attid=0.1&disp=emb&realattid=db82dfb04f6a0713_0.1.0.1.9&attbid=ANGjdJ-a7OzTi7kfcabBd2Uiw1G9Sa8lw5F-VPHnbLonnEpdqMARA13fZXKll4R9kBSfwHSXRGbKofkdZzhxJjkEW8ZnmAP0rwhE8-3u4qKSwf_O7IWXX9fHW8H2pTo&sz=w662-h1080&ats=1422793809306&rm=13225419c5272bb0&zw&atsh=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mikew_RIP, post: 411948, member: 14174"] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]T[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][B]HE UGLY FROG [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=6][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana] An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][IMG]https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=231f118b61&view=fimg&th=13225419c5272bb0&attid=0.8&disp=emb&realattid=db82dfb04f6a0713_0.1.0.1.1&attbid=ANGjdJ_LrDOx8Gub7ol4_ATO8f4yLGUNtNdZP2sjmS1J7axTYYySbpNFUHAHKVv8IH2bzRu2f6xl-ogBETtPZ3Yig-ExU7cAikEmWnKJ3iT1UxiCFny4aCHX2HztXus&sz=w400-h400&ats=1422793809305&rm=13225419c5272bb0&zw&atsh=1[/IMG] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=7][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana] He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME.. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY.' The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=7][COLOR=#008250][COLOR=#008250][FONT=Verdana]anything else.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=7][COLOR=#008250][COLOR=#008250][FONT=Verdana]So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=#008250][COLOR=#008250][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=7][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana]As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her 'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY..'![/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][IMG]https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=231f118b61&view=fimg&th=13225419c5272bb0&attid=0.6&disp=emb&realattid=db82dfb04f6a0713_0.1.0.1.2&attbid=ANGjdJ_OgrB2v5-HiG1ZeNU_56xgCaz5nO2--s5Nd3Oi6YqldwDiAkaPnwd6fvY5NqlciF_dxLUUOR7YAIv8yF-g3Txdp_jZ69xymePpTCZsBAam9zqntFRxUt7AkiU&sz=w300-h100&ats=1422793809305&rm=13225419c5272bb0&zw&atsh=1[/IMG] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=7][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana] So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][IMG]https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=231f118b61&view=fimg&th=13225419c5272bb0&attid=0.9&disp=emb&realattid=db82dfb04f6a0713_0.1.0.1.3&attbid=ANGjdJ94RPQ_yGdcV0m9xCgliFCabVahpAaPXMc457tC6NnWSjMPWmG6OSYmrqQ4lBi_j3Yjq7q3lEpWkdxBuG__3LMJnnABi5w8fbE4FG2uVo6xROzvbT572GZB5W0&sz=w300-h112&ats=1422793809305&rm=13225419c5272bb0&zw&atsh=1[/IMG] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=7][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=7][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana]IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][IMG]https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=231f118b61&view=fimg&th=13225419c5272bb0&attid=0.3&disp=emb&realattid=db82dfb04f6a0713_0.1.0.1.4&attbid=ANGjdJ_l1wmYW0e33VmugeItNbP-bj62kQgdpSZP1_BsWo19PSVuUjR4jJkyCf8s-6SXaPmt46L4d2zoLs4i_VkDG92a0bRiQhfUq9E3OUDYBZkB9UXTExsCHu2qgvk&sz=w662-h974&ats=1422793809305&rm=13225419c5272bb0&zw&atsh=1[/IMG][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=7][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana] THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS. SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS. NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO? [B][B] COME ON GUESS![/B][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=6][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana][B] *[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=6][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana][B] *[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=6][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana][B] * * [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=7][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana] SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST Travelodge SHE COULD FIND!!! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][IMG]https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=231f118b61&view=fimg&th=13225419c5272bb0&attid=0.7&disp=emb&realattid=db82dfb04f6a0713_0.1.0.1.5&attbid=ANGjdJ-vb1dSBZqKbjYxbbZDj43BKmNgyAqFrkyDyhR7q6UIqQW2IEiuFRo_Db_vwtW6XetrBhbobZrVu-xSxBLGkDkqfE2ZgfQ8qUaa2HM4_ycdl397a8Jxo6ZXd04&sz=w440-h600&ats=1422793809306&rm=13225419c5272bb0&zw&atsh=1[/IMG] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=7][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Verdana]She's old...... NOT DEAD!!!!! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=7][COLOR=#624181][COLOR=#624181][FONT=Verdana]OLD LADIES ROCK[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][IMG]https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=231f118b61&view=fimg&th=13225419c5272bb0&attid=0.4&disp=emb&realattid=db82dfb04f6a0713_0.1.0.1.6&attbid=ANGjdJ8J2eu9j5fwTmPRD9wT70mDESRNDnQixTFrMspjwfG_xMYnMg1RrhAbz2PJAQutVqkeSzStFEQpoXPGqwBpzz72ba43ZGIxDETlnqQ5ZuXyW-fcM_LYLxeFRoY&sz=w318-h226&ats=1422793809306&rm=13225419c5272bb0&zw&atsh=1[/IMG][IMG]https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=231f118b61&view=fimg&th=13225419c5272bb0&attid=0.2&disp=emb&realattid=db82dfb04f6a0713_0.1.0.1.7&attbid=ANGjdJ9QuQg2drxYTKVZpJmBTqzx6N9qOVnglxuniRvUZ42-iLxN6-RjXJyoJiZlhggHcUyyU3OEmuk-bV_ViCIaW55tu-wlIlafXCShfWsuC_ONu4ggUjjrLKhvayw&sz=w340-h194&ats=1422793809306&rm=13225419c5272bb0&zw&atsh=1[/IMG] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][IMG]https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=231f118b61&view=fimg&th=13225419c5272bb0&attid=0.5&disp=emb&realattid=db82dfb04f6a0713_0.1.0.1.8&attbid=ANGjdJ9cGx0oPl1AlYeeaC5WhT0kcJCAgvW-4jl0xc7O9aJ5WE4Dy6PWhx0sO8AO7B3y-5d8c75mL2P9vjsJePaZ_ovxqzcuZxwsR-GmJCNjO2pZJ9PhvenOMWFzxc8&sz=w200-h148&ats=1422793809306&rm=13225419c5272bb0&zw&atsh=1[/IMG][IMG]https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=231f118b61&view=fimg&th=13225419c5272bb0&attid=0.1&disp=emb&realattid=db82dfb04f6a0713_0.1.0.1.9&attbid=ANGjdJ-a7OzTi7kfcabBd2Uiw1G9Sa8lw5F-VPHnbLonnEpdqMARA13fZXKll4R9kBSfwHSXRGbKofkdZzhxJjkEW8ZnmAP0rwhE8-3u4qKSwf_O7IWXX9fHW8H2pTo&sz=w662-h1080&ats=1422793809306&rm=13225419c5272bb0&zw&atsh=1[/IMG] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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