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<blockquote data-quote="paul04" data-source="post: 411630" data-attributes="member: 27576"><p>A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report</p><p> that his wife was missing.</p><p> Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.</p><p> Sergeant: What is her height?</p><p> Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall....</p><p> Sergeant: Weight?</p><p> Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.</p><p> Sergeant: Color of eyes?</p><p> Husband: Never noticed.</p><p> Sergeant: Color of hair?</p><p> Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.</p><p> Sergeant: What was she wearing?</p><p> Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.</p><p> Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?</p><p> Husband: She went in my truck.</p><p> Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?</p><p> Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up.</p><p> Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="paul04, post: 411630, member: 27576"] A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.... Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Sergeant: Color of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown. Sergeant: What was she wearing? Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly. Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in? Husband: She went in my truck. Sergeant: What kind of truck was it? Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up. Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck. [/QUOTE]
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