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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 411029" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px">HALF PRICE</span></span></strong></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Four old retired men</strong></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #1f497d"><span style="color: #1F497D"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>are walking down a street in Yuma , Arizona . They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timer's Bar</strong></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #1f497d"><span style="color: #1F497D"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><strong>—</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>ALL drinks 10 cents." They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. </strong></span></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong> </strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What’ll it be, gentlemen?" </strong></span></span></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong> </strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>There's a fully stocked bar, so <span style="color: #1f497d"><span style="color: #1F497D">e</span></span>ach of the men </strong></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>order a martini. In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis shaken, not stirred and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please.” </strong></span></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong> </strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other. They can’t believe their good luck. </strong></span></span></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong> </strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four</strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong> </strong></span></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: #1f497d"><span style="color: #1F497D">e</span></span>xcellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying, "That’s 40 cents, please." They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They've each had two martinis and haven’t even spent a dollar yet. </strong></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?” </strong></span></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong> </strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix ," the bartender says, "and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million dollars and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer it’s all the same." </strong></span></span></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong> </strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>"Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says.</strong></span></span></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong> </strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything </strong></span></span></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #1f497d"><span style="color: #1F497D"><strong>t</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>he whole time they’ve been there. </strong></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the Bartender, "What's with them?”</strong></span> </strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong> </strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>The bartender says, "They're retired people from Florida ." </strong></span></span></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong> </strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price<span style="color: #1f497d"><span style="color: #1F497D">.</span></span></strong></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong> </strong></span></strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span 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[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 411029, member: 9922"] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=HelveticaNeue][FONT=HelveticaNeue][FONT=HelveticaNeue][COLOR=#000000][FONT=HelveticaNeue][FONT=HelveticaNeue][FONT=HelveticaNeue][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][INDENT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4]HALF PRICE [/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=#000000][FONT=verdana] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][B]Four old retired men[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#1f497d][COLOR=#1F497D][B] [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=5][B]are walking down a street in Yuma , Arizona . They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timer's Bar[/B][/SIZE][B][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=5][COLOR=#1f497d][COLOR=#1F497D][FONT=Calibri][B]—[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][SIZE=5][B]ALL drinks 10 cents." They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. [/B][/SIZE][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/B][/B][/B] [B][B][B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/FONT] [/B][/B][/B] [B][B][B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][B]The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What’ll it be, gentlemen?" [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/B] [B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][B]There's a fully stocked bar, so [COLOR=#1f497d][COLOR=#1F497D]e[/COLOR][/COLOR]ach of the men [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][B][SIZE=5][B]order a martini. In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis shaken, not stirred and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please.” [/B][/SIZE][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/B][/B] [B][B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][B]The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other. They can’t believe their good luck. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/B] [B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/FONT] [/B][/B][/B][/B] [B][B][B][B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][B]They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][SIZE=5][B] [COLOR=#1f497d][COLOR=#1F497D]e[/COLOR][/COLOR]xcellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying, "That’s 40 cents, please." They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They've each had two martinis and haven’t even spent a dollar yet. [/B][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=5][B]Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?” [/B][/SIZE][/B][SIZE=5][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][B]"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix ," the bartender says, "and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million dollars and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer it’s all the same." [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][SIZE=5][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][B]"Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][SIZE=5][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][B]As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#1f497d][COLOR=#1F497D][B]t[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=5][B]he whole time they’ve been there. [/B][/SIZE][B][SIZE=5][B]Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the Bartender, "What's with them?”[/B][/SIZE][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#1f497d][COLOR=#1F497D][B] [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/B][/B][/B][/B] [B][B][B][B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][B]The bartender says, "They're retired people from Florida ." [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/B] [B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][B]They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price[COLOR=#1f497d][COLOR=#1F497D].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][B][SIZE=5][B] [/B][/SIZE][/B][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/B] [/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/INDENT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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