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<blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 404773" data-attributes="member: 14174">Yesterday I had an appointment&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; to see the urologist for a prostate exam.Of course I was a bit on&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; those pellets implanted.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; The waiting room was filled with&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; patients.&nbsp; As I approached the receptionist's&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; desk, I noticed that the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; receptionist was a large unfriendly looking&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; woman who looked like a Sumo&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; wrestler.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; I gave her my name.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; In a very loud voice, the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; receptionist said, &quot;YES, I HAVE YOUR&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; DOCTOR ABOUT&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; All the patients in the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; waiting room snapped their heads around&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; to look at me, a now very&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; embarrassed man.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; But as usual, I recovered&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A SEX CHANGE&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; SAME DOCTOR&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; THAT DID YOURS.'&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The room erupted in&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; applause!&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; GUYS</blockquote>

[QUOTE="mikew_RIP, post: 404773, member: 14174"] [COLOR=black]Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted. [/COLOR] [COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist's[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly looking[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]I gave her my name.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=black] All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]to look at me, a now very embarrassed man.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]THAT DID YOURS.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=black] The room erupted in applause![/COLOR] [COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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