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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 403497" data-attributes="member: 9922">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; After&nbsp; a meeting&nbsp; several days ago, I couldn't find my keys.&nbsp;&nbsp; I quickly&nbsp; gave&nbsp; myself a personal &quot;TSA Pat Down.&quot;&nbsp; They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I&nbsp; realized I must have left them in the car.&nbsp; Frantically, I&nbsp; headed for&nbsp; the parking lot.&nbsp; My husband has scolded me many&nbsp; times for leaving my&nbsp; keys in the car's ignition.&nbsp;&nbsp; He's afraid&nbsp; that the car could be&nbsp; stolen.&nbsp;As&nbsp; I looked around&nbsp; the parking lot, I realized he was right.&nbsp; The&nbsp; parking lot was empty.&nbsp; I immediately called the police. I gave them my&nbsp; location, confessed that I&nbsp; had left my keys in the car, and that it had&nbsp; been stolen&nbsp;Then&nbsp; I made&nbsp; the most difficult call of all to my husband.&nbsp; &quot;I&nbsp; left my&nbsp; keys in the car and it's been&nbsp;&nbsp; stolen.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; There&nbsp; was a&nbsp; moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but&nbsp; then I&nbsp; heard his voice.&nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;Are&nbsp; you&nbsp; kidding me?&quot; he&nbsp; barked, &quot;I dropped you off.&nbsp;&nbsp; Now&nbsp; it was my&nbsp; turn to be silent.&nbsp;&nbsp; Embarrassed,&nbsp;&nbsp; I said, &quot;Well,&nbsp; come and get me.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; He&nbsp; retorted, &quot;I&nbsp; will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal&nbsp; your&nbsp; car!&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Welcome&nbsp; to the&nbsp; golden years..........</blockquote>

[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 403497, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3] After a meeting several days ago, I couldn't find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal "TSA Pat Down." They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband. "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen." There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off. Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me." He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your car!" Welcome to the golden years..........[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]

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