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<blockquote data-quote="pk63015" data-source="post: 396895" data-attributes="member: 32274"><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Did I read that sign right?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>In an office:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">TOILET OUT OF ORDER....... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>In a Laundromat:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>In a London department store:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>In an office:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>In an office:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>Outside a second-hand shop:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>Notice in health food shop window:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>Spotted in a safari park:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>Seen during a conference</strong>:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>Notice in a farmer's field:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>On a repair shop door:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK).</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pk63015, post: 396895, member: 32274"] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica]Did I read that sign right? [B]In an office:[/B] TOILET OUT OF ORDER....... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica][B]In a Laundromat:[/B] AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica][B]In a London department store:[/B] BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica][B]In an office:[/B] WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica][B]In an office:[/B] AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica][B]Outside a second-hand shop:[/B] WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica][B]Notice in health food shop window:[/B] CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica][B]Spotted in a safari park:[/B] ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica][B]Seen during a conference[/B]: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica][B]Notice in a farmer's field:[/B] THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica][B]On a repair shop door:[/B] WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK). [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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