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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 396746" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="color: #993300"><span style="color: #000000">It Pays to be Old</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #993300"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #993300">An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired.</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #993300"><img src="http://magsx2.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/141x133_heart6.gif?w=640" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared where Andy had carved</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #993300">“I love you, Sally.”</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #993300">On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money: Fifty-thousand dollars! </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #993300"> Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.” </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #993300">Sally said, “Finders keepers.” </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #993300">She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic. The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money and knocked on the door.</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #993300">“Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?” Sally said, “No.” </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #993300">Andy said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.” </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #993300">Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile.”</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #993300">The agents turn to Andy and began to question him. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #993300">One says: “Tell us the story from the beginning” </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #993300"> Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday . . ..”</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #993300">The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, “We’re outta here.”</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 396746, member: 9922"] [B][COLOR=#993300][COLOR=#000000]It Pays to be Old[/COLOR] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#993300]An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#993300][IMG]http://magsx2.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/141x133_heart6.gif?w=640[/IMG]Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared where Andy had carved “I love you, Sally.”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#993300]On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money: Fifty-thousand dollars! [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#993300] Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.” [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#993300]Sally said, “Finders keepers.” [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#993300]She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic. The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money and knocked on the door.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#993300]“Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?” Sally said, “No.” [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#993300]Andy said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.” [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#993300]Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile.”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#993300]The agents turn to Andy and began to question him. [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#993300]One says: “Tell us the story from the beginning” [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#993300] Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday . . ..”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#993300]The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, “We’re outta here.”[/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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