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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 396743" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="color: #993300"><span style="color: #000000">The Old Man</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #993300"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #993300">A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to Church. Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful <img src="http://magsx2.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/old-man2-gif.gif?w=640" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />attendance, the Priest went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Priest asked, “How come after all these years we don’t see you at services anymore?”</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #993300">The old man lowered his voice. “I’ll tell you,” he whispered. “When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So, I figured that God is very busy and must’ve forgotten about me, and I don’t want to remind Him!”</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 396743, member: 9922"] [B][COLOR=#993300][COLOR=#000000]The Old Man[/COLOR] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#993300]A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to Church. Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful [IMG]http://magsx2.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/old-man2-gif.gif?w=640[/IMG]attendance, the Priest went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Priest asked, “How come after all these years we don’t see you at services anymore?”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#993300]The old man lowered his voice. “I’ll tell you,” he whispered. “When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So, I figured that God is very busy and must’ve forgotten about me, and I don’t want to remind Him!”[/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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