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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 396740" data-attributes="member: 9922">The Dinner PartyA businessman had arranged an&nbsp; important formal dinner party at his home on New Years Eve and planned&nbsp; to serve his guests’ favourite food, steak, as the main course.&nbsp;While the guests were eating their appetizers, the cook came to the host and whispered, “Please come urgently to the kitchen.”&nbsp;<a href="http://magsx2.wordpress.com/2011/12/29/new-years-eve-jokes/newyear_4/" target="_blank"><img src="http://magsx2.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/newyear_4.gif?w=640" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a>The&nbsp; host went to the kitchen where the cook explained that while he had&nbsp; stepped out for a quick cigarette, the host’s dog had climbed up on the&nbsp; table and eaten a few chunks out of some steaks. The host said, “Just&nbsp; fill the holes with some meat and turn the other sides up–nobody will&nbsp; notice.”&nbsp;The steaks were served and when&nbsp; they were nearly finished eating, the host was again summoned to the&nbsp; kitchen. The cook, looking quite upset, told the host that the dog had&nbsp; died.&nbsp;The host frantically rushed back&nbsp; to the dinner party and apologized fervently before announcing,&nbsp; “Something was wrong with the steak and everyone must have their&nbsp; stomachs pumped immediately at the hospital.”&nbsp;The guests all headed there,&nbsp; endured the painful procedure, and returned to the house. The host then&nbsp; went and asked the cook, “Where is the dog?”&nbsp;“Oh,” said the chef, “The dog is still down by the road where the car hit it.”</blockquote>

[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 396740, member: 9922"] [COLOR=#000000][B]The Dinner Party[/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#993300]A businessman had arranged an important formal dinner party at his home on New Years Eve and planned to serve his guests’ favourite food, steak, as the main course.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#993300]While the guests were eating their appetizers, the cook came to the host and whispered, “Please come urgently to the kitchen.”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#993300][URL="http://magsx2.wordpress.com/2011/12/29/new-years-eve-jokes/newyear_4/"][IMG]http://magsx2.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/newyear_4.gif?w=640[/IMG][/URL]The host went to the kitchen where the cook explained that while he had stepped out for a quick cigarette, the host’s dog had climbed up on the table and eaten a few chunks out of some steaks. The host said, “Just fill the holes with some meat and turn the other sides up–nobody will notice.”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#993300]The steaks were served and when they were nearly finished eating, the host was again summoned to the kitchen. The cook, looking quite upset, told the host that the dog had died.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#993300]The host frantically rushed back to the dinner party and apologized fervently before announcing, “Something was wrong with the steak and everyone must have their stomachs pumped immediately at the hospital.”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#993300]The guests all headed there, endured the painful procedure, and returned to the house. The host then went and asked the cook, “Where is the dog?”[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#993300]“Oh,” said the chef, “The dog is still down by the road where the car hit it.”[/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]

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