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<blockquote data-quote="pk63015" data-source="post: 396671" data-attributes="member: 32274"><p><strong>Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland </strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">1.BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">2..FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">3.FORM A LOOSE GRIP</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">4.KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">5.STAY OUT OF THE WATER.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">7.IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">8.DON'T STAND DIRECTLY</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">IN FRONT OF OTHERS.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">9.QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">ARE PREPARING.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">10.DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.</span></span><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000FF"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pk63015, post: 396671, member: 32274"] [B]Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland [/B] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica]1.BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT 2..FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 3.FORM A LOOSE GRIP 4.KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 5.STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7.IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU 8.DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 9.QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. 10.DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000FF][FONT=Helvetica]WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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