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<blockquote data-quote="oldhippy" data-source="post: 392120" data-attributes="member: 22158">This was my dads favorite. It's long but funny.A guy is setting in a bar, totally depressed. Well call him Bobthe fella at his side, ask the what's bothering you buddy question.Bob responds with this. I've got a large tape worm.&nbsp; I eat but stay hungry.this is ruining my life.Bob's new friend responds. &quot; here is the card for a doctor who will cure you&quot;Monday Bob is in the exam room of the doctor.&nbsp; The doctor tells the nurse,&quot;bring me a pealed hard boiled egg and a Selerno butter cookie. Next hetells Bob to stop his drawers and bend over.&nbsp; To add insult to injury the doctor shoves buth up Bob's butt. Bob leaves vowing to never return, but in time decides to give it another try.&nbsp; Same thing happens. Nurse the egg and the butter cookie.&nbsp; Then the doctor tells Bob, one more visit you will be cured.reluctently Bob returns for the last time. Nurse bring me a hard boiled egg and a baseball bat.&nbsp; Bob balks, but the doctor reassures him.&nbsp; After inserting the egg, the doctor steps back with the ball bat.&nbsp; The tape worm sticks his head out and says. &quot;Hey where's my Selerno butter cookie.&nbsp; Doc hit it with the bat and Bob was cured.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="oldhippy, post: 392120, member: 22158"] This was my dads favorite. It's long but funny. A guy is setting in a bar, totally depressed. Well call him Bob the fella at his side, ask the what's bothering you buddy question. Bob responds with this. I've got a large tape worm. I eat but stay hungry. this is ruining my life. Bob's new friend responds. " here is the card for a doctor who will cure you" Monday Bob is in the exam room of the doctor. The doctor tells the nurse,"bring me a pealed hard boiled egg and a Selerno butter cookie. Next he tells Bob to stop his drawers and bend over. To add insult to injury the doctor shoves buth up Bob's butt. Bob leaves vowing to never return, but in time decides to give it another try. Same thing happens. Nurse the egg and the butter cookie. Then the doctor tells Bob, one more visit you will be cured. reluctently Bob returns for the last time. Nurse bring me a hard boiled egg and a baseball bat. Bob balks, but the doctor reassures him. After inserting the egg, the doctor steps back with the ball bat. The tape worm sticks his head out and says. "Hey where's my Selerno butter cookie. Doc hit it with the bat and Bob was cured. [/QUOTE]

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