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<blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 391653" data-attributes="member: 14174"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><strong>I walked into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The woman I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the shop,</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>there were no male employees. </strong></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>She then asked if she could help me.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>I said that it was something that I would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The lady pharmacist assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss,</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections everyday that last more than four hours. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister".</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>this is the absolute best we can do :</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>...1/3 ownership in the shop,</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>...a company 4x4, </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>...a king size bed, and</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>...£3,000 a month in living expenses"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mikew_RIP, post: 391653, member: 14174"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][B]I walked into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. [/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][SIZE=3][B]The woman I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the shop,[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][SIZE=3][B]there were no male employees. [/B][/SIZE][SIZE=3][B]She then asked if she could help me.[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][SIZE=3][B]I said that it was something that I would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. [/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][SIZE=3][B]The lady pharmacist assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss,[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][SIZE=3][B]I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][SIZE=3][B]I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections everyday that last more than four hours. [/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][SIZE=3][B]It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][SIZE=3][B]The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister".[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][SIZE=3][B]When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do :[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][SIZE=3][B]...1/3 ownership in the shop,[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][SIZE=3][B]...a company 4x4, [/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][SIZE=3][B]...a king size bed, and[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][SIZE=3][B]...£3,000 a month in living expenses"[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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