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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 388256" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]A POSITIVE ATTITUDE[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black">The other night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital's ICU,</span></p><p><span style="color: black">tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all</span></p><p><span style="color: black">around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse</span></p><p><span style="color: black">hovering over me. It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident. </span></p><p><span style="color: black">She looked at me deep & steady and I heard her slowly say, "You may not feel</span></p><p><span style="color: black">anything from the waist down." I managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel</span></p><p><span style="color: black">your tits, then?"</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">NOW THAT'S A POSITIVE ATTITUDE[/FONT]</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 388256, member: 9922"] [COLOR=black][FONT="]A POSITIVE ATTITUDE[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] The other night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me. It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident. She looked at me deep & steady and I heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down." I managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?" NOW THAT'S A POSITIVE ATTITUDE[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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