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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 388250" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> <strong><strong>The ultimate SUPER BOWL Story:</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>last row in the corner of the stadium - he's closer to the Goodyear blimp than</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>the field.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>About halfway through the first quarter, Bob notices an empty seat 10 rows</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>off the field, right on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>seat.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me,</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>is anyone sitting here?" The man says no.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob again inquires of</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the SuperBowl and not use it?"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was supposed to come</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>together at since we got married in 1967."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>"Well, that's really sad," says Bob, "but still, couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A relative or close friend?" "No," the man replies, "they're all at the funeral."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 388250, member: 9922"] [INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [B][B]The ultimate SUPER BOWL Story:[/B][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [/INDENT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [INDENT] [B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica][B]A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium - he's closer to the Goodyear blimp than the field.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica][B] About halfway through the first quarter, Bob notices an empty seat 10 rows[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica][B]off the field, right on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica][B]his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica][B]seat.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica][B]As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me,[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica][B]is anyone sitting here?" The man says no.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica][B] Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob again inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the SuperBowl and not use it?"[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica][B] The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been together at since we got married in 1967."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica][B] "Well, that's really sad," says Bob, "but still, couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A relative or close friend?" "No," the man replies, "they're all at the funeral."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/INDENT] [/INDENT][B][FONT=comic sans ms][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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