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<blockquote data-quote="Whiskeyman" data-source="post: 380261" data-attributes="member: 13556">Before the match, the wrestler's manager went over strategy, ending with the advice, &quot;Whatever you do, don't let him get you in the German Pretzel Hold!! Nobody can get out of that hold, and if he gets you in it, the match is lost.&quot;So the wrestler fights for almost the entire match, but as the final bell was approaching, you guessed it, he fell victim to the German Pretzel Hold!!!His manager threw in the towel, and turned away, only to hear the crowd erupt and the final bell ring.&nbsp; He looked back into the ring and couldn't believe what he saw; his wrestler, with his fist held aloft by the referee as the champion and the other wrestler on the mat, looking bewildered.The manager spryly jumped into the ring, and ran over and gave his wrestler a big hug and asked him how he had gotten out of such a impossible hold and won.&nbsp; His wrestler replied &quot;Well, the whole time I was remembering what you said at the start of the match, only to slip up there and end up in that German Hold.&nbsp; While I was laying there, and hurting so, much, i looked up and saw his balls dangling right in front of my face.&nbsp; So I figured, what the hell, I've lost, I'm going to bite this SOB!!!&quot;What happended after that?&quot;&nbsp; cried the manager.&quot;I bit them&quot; said the wrestler, matter of factly.&quot;And then?&quot; ask the manager.&quot;Well,&quot; said the wrestler, &quot;you get really mean what you with your own balls like that!!!!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Whiskeyman, post: 380261, member: 13556"] Before the match, the wrestler's manager went over strategy, ending with the advice, "Whatever you do, don't let him get you in the German Pretzel Hold!! Nobody can get out of that hold, and if he gets you in it, the match is lost." So the wrestler fights for almost the entire match, but as the final bell was approaching, you guessed it, he fell victim to the German Pretzel Hold!!! His manager threw in the towel, and turned away, only to hear the crowd erupt and the final bell ring. He looked back into the ring and couldn't believe what he saw; his wrestler, with his fist held aloft by the referee as the champion and the other wrestler on the mat, looking bewildered. The manager spryly jumped into the ring, and ran over and gave his wrestler a big hug and asked him how he had gotten out of such a impossible hold and won. His wrestler replied "Well, the whole time I was remembering what you said at the start of the match, only to slip up there and end up in that German Hold. While I was laying there, and hurting so, much, i looked up and saw his balls dangling right in front of my face. So I figured, what the hell, I've lost, I'm going to bite this SOB!!! "What happended after that?" cried the manager. "I bit them" said the wrestler, matter of factly. "And then?" ask the manager. "Well," said the wrestler, "you get really mean what you with your own balls like that!!!!" [/QUOTE]

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